TIME OUT BENCH $20
This was an ad on Craigslist the other day. It was under "Baby and Kids".
I had to laugh. I just couldn't get the picture of this frustrated Mom out of my head. I see her hovering over the computer entering this listing while yelling out into the other room, with conviction:
"Well, you think you're so smart mister. You know that Time Out Bench you're sitting on, there? It's gone buddy. That's right, G-O-N-E!"